milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

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feminsist:

i am 100% that person that laughs at their own jokes too hard to finish them

posted 1 week ago with 1,696 notes
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You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing.

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posted 2 weeks ago with 1,640 notes
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verbitch:

same rich, same.

posted 2 weeks ago with 3,916 notes
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jovnlock:

asknerdymind:

That’s it. That’s the show.

#i’m tired of your shit sherl

posted 2 weeks ago with 7,296 notes
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thenimbus:

That’s just an expensive cat heater

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posted 2 weeks ago with 210,537 notes
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fuckrealityihaveablog:

What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”

posted 2 weeks ago with 75,456 notes
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little-robert-downey:

BUT CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE THE AVENGERS SETTING UP PLAYDATES FOR THEIR KIDS

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