milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

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feminsist:

i am 100% that person that laughs at their own jokes too hard to finish them

posted 20 hours ago with 1,620 notes
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You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing.

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posted 1 week ago with 1,601 notes
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verbitch:

same rich, same.

posted 1 week ago with 3,867 notes
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jovnlock:

asknerdymind:

That’s it. That’s the show.

#i’m tired of your shit sherl

posted 1 week ago with 7,216 notes
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posted 1 week ago with 947 notes
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thenimbus:

That’s just an expensive cat heater

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posted 1 week ago with 209,645 notes
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posted 1 week ago with 16,431 notes
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fuckrealityihaveablog:

What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”

posted 1 week ago with 67,467 notes
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little-robert-downey:

BUT CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE THE AVENGERS SETTING UP PLAYDATES FOR THEIR KIDS

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